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The 1992 fifth grade spelling and grammar test was a shambles for grown-ups, only 12 percent passed. What started as an attempt to raise money for charity in Ohio became an actual test when a workbook pulled from a classroom in the early 1990s found nine adults with an A-minus.
From a harmless test to a real check
The organizers simply wanted to know how ordinary adults would perform against the typical elementary school dictation that was recorded in 1992. The papers were graded using an 20-point scale, with 10/20 being considered "average." In the final analysis, only 12 out of 100 participants were able to pass the test. The results are similar to National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP) data that shows that only 24 percent U.S. eighth- and twelveth-grade students write at the "Proficient" level today.
The four pain points that everyone fell over
- Subject-verb agreement when the subject was separated from the verb.
- Missing apostrophes in possessives and contractions.
- Homophones (there/their/they're; your/you're; to/too/two).
- Comma Splices and sentences that run-on.
"I thought I'd crush this"
"I edit my team's Slack posts all day, so I assumed I'd crush this," said Emily 42 Project manager from Indianapolis. "Then I got 35 percent. With autocorrect, I'm probably still in middle school."
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What's wrong with the basic concepts that are slipping?
Less time in the classroom—weekly grammar and spelling drills have decreased from around five hours back in the '80s to around 2 1/2 hours today. Digital crutches—auto-complete and predictive text conceal mistakes before students notice.
Assessment shift—modern standards reward ideas and multimedia skills and give mechanical accuracy less attention.
A small portion of the passage from 1992
As a summer storm rumbled the windows, Jason sat at his desk, dreaming of his future experiences...
| Grammar Feature | % Wrong Answers |
|---|---|
| Past-tense verb consistency | 47 % |
| Homophones ( their/they're) | 29 % |
| Comma before coordinating conjunction | 35 % |
Does it really need to be considered?
Absolutely. Employer surveys rank written-communication errors among the top resume and email deal-breakers. Writing that is clear and concise remains a primary credibility indicator long after graduation.
FAQ
What kind of texts are used in today's dictations for fifth graders?
Short narratives, short snippets of science and historical stories that strengthen the grammar of new words.
What have spelling tests changed since the 80s?
They're usually shorter, and often digital, and tend to favor "quick writes" over marathon passages.
Most frequent student errors?
Subject-verb agreement punctuation used in compound sentences and homophones are the same mistakes that have entrapped adults.
Why do we need to keep the dictations?
They improve listening skills learn principles in context and create muscles that no app can replace.
Strategies for teachers to help students achieve better scores?
Mix traditional dictations with peer self-correction and micro-quizzes and writing tasks from the real world (emails captions, emails blogs, captions).
Are you wondering what you can do to enhance your your grammar skills without using spell-check? Get rid of an old book—your red pen could be in for an exercise.
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